Favourite movie quotes

Great movies have great quotes so here are some of my favourites that I regularly use in everyday situations!

From "Toy Story" (1995)

Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.

Buzz Lightyear: I can fly!
Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!


From "Good Will Hunting" (1997)

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Chuckie: Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll f*ckin' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll f*ckin' kill you.

Chuckie: You're sitting on a winning lottery tickey and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in.


From "Ghostbusters" (1984)

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Ray: Listen! You smell something?

Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter Venkman: What a crime.


From "The Breakfast Club" (1984)

John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

John Bender: Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.

John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

John Bender: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.

Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.


From "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris: Anyone with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.


From "Jurassic Park" (1993)

Henry Wu: You are saying that a group of animals, entirely composed of females, will breed?
Ian Malcolm: No, I am merely stating that uhh... life finds a way.

John Hammond: I spared no expenses.

Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Ian Malcolm: Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

Ian Malcolm: Yes, John. But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Ian Malcolm: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!


From "Armageddon" (1998)

AJ: It's all very funny til someone get's shot in the leg!

Harry S Stamper: I have been digging holes in the earth for thirty years, and I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for and, by God, I am not going to miss this one!

Harry S Stamper: Come on God, just a little bit of help, that's all I'm asking.

Rockhound: This is so much fun it's freaky!

Harry S Stamper: AJ, I've got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you , boy!
AJ: That's six words.

AJ: Oh man. Well, we all gotta die, right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.


From "American Beauty" (1999)

Lester: Don't interrupt me, honey.

Lester Burnham: It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.

Angela Hayes: At least I'm not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it.

Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT


From "Se7en" (1995)

William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the f*cker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!

David Mills: What's in the box?!!!


From "The Truman Show" (1998)

Truman: Incase I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!

From "As Good As It Gets" (1998)

Melvin: Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.

Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.


From "Jaws" (1975)

Martin Brody: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Martin Brody: Smile you son of a bitch!!


From "X Men" (2000)

Wolverine: Well, this certainly is a big, round room.

Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Wolverine: What do they call you? "Wheels"?

Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

Rogue: you don't know, or you don't care?
Wolverine: Pick one.

Film reel

American Beauty

Armageddon

Se7en

Good Will Hunting

As Good As It Gets

The Truman Show

X Men

Ghostbusters

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Jurassic Park

Toy Story

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The Breakfast Club

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