It seems that the likes of Britney Spears and *shudder* Geri Halliwell seem to be taking over the world. Why? You ask, well, no one really knows. It's one of those catastrophes that no one can stop as the big-breasted barbie doll phase snowballs out of control and it seems there is NO sign of stopping it. 
And then there are those fine expressions of pure masculinity we like to call boy bands. Oh, yay. Don't you just LOVE the way they mime? And the identical clothing they wear that just make them look so incredibly "sexy"? (or so I'm told). Doesn't it just tug at your heart strings when they write songs for their mothers and have "love" or "heart" in almost EVERY one of their songs. The cliched rhymnes, bouncy dances and floppy haircuts have become nauseating, and this page is just a shrine to WHY they should die, namely by being tied up and made to listen to their own music. |
