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Memorable quotes: Phone voice: What's your favourite scary movie? Gale: Jesus, get the camera. Kenny: My name's not Jesus. Casey: Who's there? Phone voice: Never say "who's there?", don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish, you might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something. Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that could do for my book sales?! Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless blood bath, would you be standing in the horror section? Tatum: No, please don't kill me Mr ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel! Stu: Did you really call the cops? Sidney: You bet your sorry ass I did! Stu: My Mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental. Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin. Casey: Look! I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone voice: They'd never make it in time. Randy: Careful, this is the part where the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare. Sidney: Not in my movie. Gale: Kenny, I know that you're about 50 pounds over weight, but when I say "hurry" please interperate that as "move your fat, tub of lard ass, NOW!!" |